This website is about me, StrongJesus, the greatest
man to ever live
If you don't like it fuckoff.
Obviously since I'm the greatest I have quite a few accomplishments
behind me. This website documents and praises my greatness.
Anyone who dares defies my greatness can send an email to
Because I'm lazy you will see this image a lot, deal with it, I'm
They tried to cast me as Thor for the new movies but I told them I was too good and I had better things to do. As you can see from my long flowing golden locks and ripping muscles I would have been perfect. My band One Day Late is much bigger and better than any stupid Hollywood movie.